All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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