I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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