Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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