Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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