Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Duck Duck Cougar?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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