We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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