you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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