I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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