ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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