I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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