i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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