In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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