Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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