Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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