All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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