I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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