Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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