Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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