ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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