Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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