the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
