You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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