What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do vagina's smell?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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