Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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