He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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