Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize