question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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