How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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