Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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