So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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