Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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