just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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