Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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