she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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