I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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