It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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