Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I forget how to act sober
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