I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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