Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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