She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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