You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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