So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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