the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Randomize
