I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
you inspire me to be a worse person
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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