so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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