I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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