Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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