So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
why is half of my head shaved?
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