you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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