you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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