Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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