I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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