I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
