butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
you made out with another girl for some wings
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
