Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I touched a dick in church today
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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