Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
