dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Randomize
