Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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